Baby Daddy Drama

Former USC basketball star Brynn Cameron has an eye for athletic guys.  You may recall she had a baby with NFL QB Matt Leinart.  Well guess whose baby she just had?  Try LA Clippers superstar Blake Griffin.  That’s right, another famous and athletic baby daddy for Brynn Cameron.  The baby news just broke, even though according to the birth certificate, Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin was born on August 1, 2013.  

The son that Brynn has with Matt Leinart primarily lives with her, and she is reportedly getting somewhere $15-$20,000 a month in child support!  Now she has a baby with Blake Griffin.  However, the topper on the cake is that Brynn and Blake are no longer together.  I can only imagine how much in child support she will get from Blake Griffin, since he is much more successful and popular than Matt Leinart. 

The thing I find funny is that Blake Griffin hasn’t talked very much about his new baby.  A baby should be celebrated, but Blake Griffin is mum about this baby.  I wonder why?  It is perhaps that he hooked up with a woman who already had an athlete baby daddy?  Or is it because he and Matt Leinart are now Eskimo Brothers?  That last reference was from the show “The League”…a very funny show, check it out.  Either way, Brynn has another athlete baby daddy. 

I think I’m missing my calling; maybe I should find an athlete and have his baby.  I could get a nice cushy child support check every month and be famous.  Good for you Brynn…you find those athletes and then take their money for having their babies!

Lebron James Wedding

Last week, Lebron James married his high school sweetheart Savannah Brinson.  The wedding took place in San Diego at the Grand Del Mar Hotel.  I heard that this wedding featured Jay-Z and Beyonce, not only attending, but performing.  It must be nice to have famous friends perform a free concert for your wedding.  Over 200 people attended the wedding, and most of Lebron’s Miami Heat teammates were there.  It’s about time they get married.  They have 2 kids together, and have known each other for over 10 years!  It’s not like he was broke and could afford a wedding before. 

Here is another kicker…the wedding supposedly cost almost $10 million dollars!  Are you serious?  You are spending that much money on a wedding?  How is that even possible?  Unless everything was sprinkled in diamonds and crystals, that is an outrageous price for a wedding.  You can put that money to much better use…save a country, feed the children, save animals, but don’t spend that much money on a wedding.  In fact, if Lebron has so much money on his hands, I would be happy to take some and lighten the load.  Lebron, hook a home girl up!

Aldon Smith DUI

Sweet Mugshot, Bro!

San Francisco 49ers Pro Bowl linebacker, Aldon Smith, was involved in a single-car crash, and arrested Friday morning by the San Jose police on suspicion of DUI.  His blood alcohol level was 0.15, almost twice the legal limit.  He was also found to be possessing marijuana.  However, he still played on Sunday against the Colts.  He had zero impact on the field.  I am shocked that the 49ers coaches and management even let him on the field. 

Here is what I don’t understand…Aldon Smith, you are a MILLIONAIRE!  Is the $40 cab ride really going to break the bank?  If you are drunk and can’t drive home, call a cab or a teammate!  Do not try to drive home. 

What’s next for Aldon Smith?  If I were to make the decision, I would send him to rehab.  I would also suspend him, since this is his second DUI.  Professional athletes have a pretty good life, but then they go and ruin it by being stupid.  I believe the fan base will still support Aldon, but will the Commissioner of the NFL?  I guess we will have to wait and see what happens to Aldon Smith.  

The game that will raise an eyebrow...or should I say shave an eyebrow

I’m sure we have all seen the Madden 25 commercials in the last couple weeks, but only one caught my eye.  The commercial with Kaepernick and Wilson betting on the game and what the loser should do was especially interesting.  The stakes of the bet you ask?  An eyebrow!  That’s correct; whoever loses is going to lose an eyebrow.  I know that this bet was all in good fun of making the commercial, but I wonder, will there actually be an eyebrow shaved?  In the commercial, Kaepernick and Wilson did shake on the bet.  Whenever I am serious about bets or wagers, I always shake on it.  Maybe this bet wasn't just for TV, maybe there will actually be an eyebrow lost after all is said and done.  

Personally, Colin Kaepernick is too beautiful to lose an eyebrow.  He is perfect the way that he is.  I know it will grow back, but it will never look the same. 

Let’s hope the 49ers pull out a victory this Sunday and Colin Kaepernick will be able to keep his eyebrow.